The BYU Police beat from the DAILY UNIVERSE WED JAN 27
Jan. 12: The driver of a white pick-up truck reportedly whipped into a handicap stall, parked and ran to class. Officers confirmed that the running person indeed had a handicap permit.
Jan. 13 A student reported an adult male with a beard was smoking a cigarette outisde. The act is not illegal and police attempted to contact the complainant to educated them on the laws involving tobacco and smoking outside. Police received a voice message
Jan 14 A female reported the theft of her Blackberry phone from the CANC. She logged into her phone account and tracked her phone via satellite; the image showed the phone was in Helaman halls. The phone was located inside the boot she was wearing
Jan 17 A TV was left on in the Bookstore, causing a nuisance to a Sunday school class in the WSC. The TV was turned off.
Jan 20 Over the past several weeks, an unknown suspect has been stealing lunches from the lunchroom fridge in the Hinckley Center
so overall im gunna have to say the being a BYU cop has to be the one of the easiest jobs in the world. probably somewhere in between number 4. Volunteers in the Mimes For Blind People Program and number 8. Height regulation enforcer at the fair
http://supercynic.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/top-ten-easiest-jobs-in-the-world/
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Okay, seriously?! Are these real?
My favorites: the smoking one & the TV nuisance during Sunday school. SHOCKING.
Hey, thanks for posting the police beat! When I was at BYU, I read it faithfully (I forgot about how much I missed it until I read this post). It was so fun to hear about the dangerous lives of BYU police officers again!
Leslie
Hahaha...we got a kick out of this Dave. Reminds me of when we moved from New Jersey to New Canaan. Our weekly police blotter in New Jersey had usually included one or two car jackings or muggings and other frightful happenings in downtown South Orange. How we laughed (with relief!) when the police blotter in the New Canaan paper the first month we got here was filled with reports of harrowing events such as: "Mr. and Mrs. so-and-so in Frogtown Road reported that all of their underwear was mysteriously missing from their drawers at 2:00 pm on Monday. There was no sign of forced entry..."
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